I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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