i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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