Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
My vagina is very pro this idea
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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