So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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