I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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