Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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