Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize