someone get that fucking seahorse.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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