Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
