They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
