definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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