i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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