You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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