man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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