i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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