Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
there was a trapeze. enough said
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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