Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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