Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
But theres a keg here and me gusta
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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