Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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