Dual....:-)
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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