I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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