I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Randomize
