laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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