I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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