Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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