You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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