Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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