I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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