just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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