I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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