Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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