It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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