Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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