Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
