How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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