OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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