Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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