Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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