So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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