My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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