i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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