Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
When are your genitals available?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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