what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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