You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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