We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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