The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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