there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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