I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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