can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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