Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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