Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You're earring is so big in my mouth
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
