I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
what day is it and did you see me today?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
