I have demons in me.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
COCAINE IS GR8
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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